Kemah Keming

Hahaha its been lama sudah tak update in Bloggy ! Biasalah, line internet macam biskut marie susah sangat nak update. Buhuhuhu. Siap sanggup buat draft lagi semata-mata nak update nanti. Finally now mahu update !

Okay, now nak story pasal Kemah Keming. Suddenly that title came across sebab last night berchat dengan saem sorang ni. He told me yang i Kemah Keming sebab i told him story pasal my conversation with my parents. Extra-Ordinary typo of conversation sebab kami 'kecek klate' unpurposely. Yelah, mana pernah tetibe nak cakap Kelantan kan. Then bila kecek memang totally kalah lah orang Siam. Hahaha sumpah funny. Then i suddenly thought yang dulu i have made a draft bout that funny moment sebab memang nak update kt Bloggy. Here it goes, our conversation... For real ! HAHAHA. Tadaaaaaa ! It happened about 1week ago. HEHE

DALAM KERETA
(tengah borak pasal tadi makan sedap & kenyang)
D : Sedap eh kenye, keii?
Pok : Ya meme kenye pewut sampe jadi bunting.
D : Gapo yah ?? Sampe gapo yah oyap?
Pok : Sampe pewut buncit gini lah (sambil duk usap-usap perut sambil driving)
Mok : Kenye sampe nok termuntoh torbelelek.
Pok : Sampe nok tercirit jugok ado
D : Yah kecek gapo tu yah ? Ho mok ? Klate ko ?
Pok : Yor kecek gapo lagik. Klate lah, itik gembo gembo.. (nak nyanyi)
D : (duk tahan gelak kt blkg kereta)
Mok : ( Nk join gk nyanyi p tak tawu lirik yo)
D : Hoo, molep doh tu kecek klate gini deh. Gapo g yah, make budu banyok-banyok deh. Sedap dop budu ? Budu wuat daripada gapo mok?
Mok : Dari anok ike lah..
D : Dop samo dgn cencaluk keii ? Konpius kade-kade..
Mok : Mano ado lah cencaluk dari udang (dah tuka bahasa asli balik)
Pok : Make budu t kentut busuk
D : Yoooooo.. Nate beruk kentut busuk. Nate beruk yah..
Pok : Nate beruk, nate burit mak kau.
D : (gelak macam orang gila) HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA.. Gilo doh mok pok aku nie..

-THE END-

* So that how it goes. When your parents go insane, you'll also go like woo! woo! Hahaa.. Layan ajo lah deh ? (: